A seventy-three-year-old grandmother of four from Spartanburg, on Spurrier, sends River her best wishes for the future, and hopes that her experience with the Alliance won't...

...sour her on the benefits of federalized government...?

Kaylee makes a face at that one, and puts it in the Nice try, but no pile.

On the other hand, a dance instructor from Freeman, on Osiris, writes that he remembered seeing a recital of hers when she was thirteen, when she'd had a solo performance, and sends his compliments.

That one goes in the Keeper pile.